Saturday, February 21, 2009

Cooking our Goose

Well said Congressmen.

"Never have so few spent so much so quickly to do so little."

Tom Cole --Oklahoma Republican Representative

I think we should send each of our illustrious, elitist, leaders (those that voted for our new millstone) a bib. It should be thick and towel-like to catch all of the slobber. It should have a picture of the Goose that laid the Golden Egg with a large, rotund, pig sitting on its back. The name of the goose is "Free Market." We'll call the pig B. G. (for Big Government). With one hand (labeled "Regulations") as he sits astride his feathered steed, he is choking the daylights out of Free Market. His other hand (labeled I.R.S.) is taking grain out of Free Market's feed trough. The caption can read, "If you don't give me another golden egg, we will have to Nationalize you." The Bib can then be labeled across the top, "Don't waste a good crisis." Across the bottom it can read, "This crises is a waste of change."

Nuff said.

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